And in other news…

Fried rice: 100 classic bikes went up in flames in New Albany, Indiana, according to Firefighting News.

The bikes were older than 1990 and the fire in the 30,000-square-foot warehouse reportedly started when a spark from a starting bike triggered fumes.

Drunk, yes, but not his fault: According to the Fresno Bee, a California man reportedly drunk and high at the same time when he allegedly slammed into and killed to riders, is claiming the riders contributed to their own deaths by wearing defective helmets that weren't properly strapped on.

Jose Calderon face felony DUI and vehicular manslaughter charges.

No Fritos: According to the  Shawnee News-Star in Shawnee, Okla., the Bandido’s Motorcycle Club and 15 named plaintiffs are taking it to local law enforcement officials, the county jail and a local hotel for rights violations when police rounded up a bunch of folks suspected of being bikers in a bar fight.

Bikers in a bar fight are nothing, new, but cops reportedly got the hotel manager to let them into a hospitality room allegedly booked by the club where they behaved very intensely and somewhat rudely and arrested everyone there. The suit claims lousy treatment, continued harassment and questioning, violation of jail house procedures and most of all, Miranda Rights violations.

Look, everyone has certain unalienable rights, 1%ers, too. They should be respected.

The federal lawsuit comes from a hotel barfight in December 2009.

No Highwayman: According to a story in the Detroit Free Press, a Detroit attorney accused of being a part of drug conspiracy with The Highwaymen MC in the Motor City has had charges dropped by a U.S. District Court judge who said there was not enough evidence to continue the case against attorney Tim Attilla.