Drunks, punks and funk

Folks need to back off the alcohol, including Lindsay Lohan.

The Desmoines Register reports a stupid story of a drunk punk in a truck running a red light and whack a rider. The rider's friend turns and chases the turd, has an altercation, steals the jerk's car key and turns him into the cops.

In Nebraska, a 21-year-old male, let's not jump to conclusions by using the word 'man,' pleaded not guilty in connection with the killing of four motorcyclists riding home from Sturgis.

The crash on Interstate 29 in Iowa happened in a construction zone when a pickup truck crossed the center line and dhit the riders. Andrew Schlichtemeier, has been charged and is in jail on $200,000 bond.

And Oh No, They Didn't reports that a book of nude Lindsay Lohan pictures on her motorcycle will come out soon. They have a few shots, mostly black and white, that are tasteful, although one has an inclination to invite Ms. Lohan out to McDonald's for a dollar menu feast because she seems, well, slight of build.